I'm pretty terrific.
@flossy Wait, wait, wait, while grilled onions are an amazing addition to most dishes, they HAVE NO PLACE on a salad. I mean, really. Really.
You're a damnable fool, Balk.
@KarenUhOh We were only common law, thankyouverymuch
I would characterize them as heartbreaking, more than anything.
Had to stop at #4.
We people are awful things.
Band attempting to fight pretentious nonsense by propagating their own.
He was born 50, no?
"Fiancee" = female
"Fiance" = male
(Not directed at HH; I assume it was in the original text of the letter)
@jolie Real talk: Always assumed it was a play on words....Joe Liquor...get it? I'm a dumb.
Wait, you're supposed to smell sex? I've been doing it wrong.
Too busy being pissed over the Pannetiere* snub.
(almost certainly a misspelling)