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On Saving Summer's Trashiest Cocktail: Make Way For The $21 Long Island Ice Tea

My local does a drink called a Peruvian Bear Fucker. You pour half a can of PBR or other cheap swill into a pint glass, mix with an equal amount of orange juice, drop in a shot of cheap spiced rum and chug the whole thing. Tastes like a creamsicle.

Posted on May 24, 2013 at 2:37 pm 0

On "Star Trek Into Darkness": What Came Next

I dunno I prefer the Original Tweets to this big-budget remake.

Posted on May 24, 2013 at 1:23 pm 0

On Saving Summer's Trashiest Cocktail: Make Way For The $21 Long Island Ice Tea

What kind of soup does it go in?

Posted on May 24, 2013 at 1:21 pm 3

On What Young Persons Just Out Of College Don't Necessarily Want To Just Read

wots reading lol

Posted on May 24, 2013 at 11:43 am 1

On New Jersey Drinking Even Less Dignified Than Usual

I do like that the Star-Ledger apparently had a photo of a Scotch locker on file.

Posted on May 23, 2013 at 3:53 pm 1

On Everyone Secretly Hates "Snow Fall"

@daemonsquire I think you mean jropagated?

Posted on May 22, 2013 at 6:42 pm 0

On Drink To Forget That The Soup Sucks

Looking forward to a big old glass of New England clam chowder and gin when I get home.

Posted on May 22, 2013 at 4:38 pm 0

On Drink To Forget That The Soup Sucks

Is a Fabricant some kind of android? Like a more fabulous replicant? <3 you Florence, also what goes in beef stew?

Posted on May 22, 2013 at 4:37 pm 0

On It Is Finally Almost 'Fast & Furious' Time!

I hope they're going to go back to idiosyncratic numbering for the next one and call it: Fast & Furious 8===D~

(Pronounced "eight equals equal equals dee splooge" or "jiff" depending on your preference.)

Posted on May 22, 2013 at 4:19 pm 2

On Everyone Secretly Hates "Snow Fall"

@Choire Sicha To be fair, when the New York Times sends somebody out for coffee it still probably ends up taking like six weeks and costing four million dollars.

Posted on May 22, 2013 at 12:41 pm 0