I figured out this synopsis was fake when you got to "the office" part.
Hell, since I discovered tumblr porn, I don't even eat solid food anymore! Thanks, The Machines!
The crazy thing about this whole system, to me, is that unless you buy an annual pass, you get charged extra if you ride the bike for more than 30 minutes (and even with the annual pass, it's only 45 mins/ride).
I get that they want to prevent people from hogging one bike all day long, but jeez. It might take me more than 30 minutes to ride from my apartment in Bushwick to my office in midtown. Why should I be penalized for that?
The best part about quitting smoking is choosing when and where to smoke. Smoking a pack a day is a real drag, but having a cigarette or two every week once you're three drinks deep is AMAZING.
I hereby pledge my mayoral vote to the first candidate who promises to make Robin Byrd the default 311 robo-answer voice.
Super hot?! I takes all kinds, I guess...
"Justin Timberlake is a man of many lulz." --The Guardian
@CaptBackslap His chart is going up. Her chart is going down. They're going to arm wrestle over it, because the office.
Does this gem not count because he got caught first?
"60-year-old Cedar Lake resident Von I. Meyer was taken into custody Saturday after he said he planned to burn his wife alive and "kill as many people as he could [at nearby Jane Ball Elementary School] before police could stop him." When officers showed up to arrest Meyer, they discovered 47 guns and $100,000's worth of ammunition in his home."