I think tiny hamsters in votive holders are cute. However, I would not advocate using a hamster as a candle.
Subtle of the author to call out a colleague, by throwing the guy's wife under the bus.
Nice wife you got there, shame if anything happened to her.
Lesson: Do not joke about psychiatry.
Where does he stand on magnets?
Why no Doherty? TOO BIG OF A TRIGGER?
@Smitros That's the one that made me think.
I've been telling myself it was a sign of maturity, or a recognition that other things in life are more important than professional or financial rewards. But Balk's probably right. It's just getting old and no longer giving a shit.
Feeling good for an entire day when the clerk calls you "Miss".
Great interview! Went over to Amazon to buy the book and noticed the first blurb was from Judd Apatow. So, movie in the future?
I saw a check mark go up on someone's account recently and thought "What's HE getting verified for?" Which is kind of bitchy.
OK, a lot bitchy.
Sometimes the check mark is illuminating though (Murdoch is random! Kobe is human-ish! Trump is Worse Than Imagined!).
Teenaged boys: What the hell is wrong with them?
Welcome, Emma! I am supportive of any and all increased coverage of Hockey throughout the Awl's vast media kingdom. Here are some story ideas to get you started. Feel free to use all of them!
The Wirecutter-Which ice-scheduling app is the most accurate? Why does mapquest always fuck up rink locations in Northern Minnesota? Which fake ice is the best for summer training in the basement?
The Hairpin-How to accessorize your NorthFace Jacket? How high is too high, when it comes to mom hair? Which professional players have the best flow? How to get rid of hockey bag stench.
The Billfold-How many jobs do you have to work to pay for your kid's hockey.
The Awl-Hockey Haiku Tuesday.
Splitsider-Listicle of Top 10 best lines from Slapshot (This is a trick one. They're all the best).
@mollytheviking What is the backstory?