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hockeymom

I think tiny hamsters in votive holders are cute. However, I would not advocate using a hamster as a candle.

On Ugh, Can We Stop Talking About 'DSM' Already?

Subtle of the author to call out a colleague, by throwing the guy's wife under the bus.
Nice wife you got there, shame if anything happened to her.
Lesson: Do not joke about psychiatry.

Posted on May 20, 2013 at 3:25 pm 0

On You Know What Era Can't End A Moment Too Soon? The Bloomberg Era

Where does he stand on magnets?

Posted on May 17, 2013 at 11:37 am 0

On Tori Spelling Is 40

Why no Doherty? TOO BIG OF A TRIGGER?

Posted on May 16, 2013 at 2:45 pm 0

On 43 Things That Will Make You Feel Old

@Smitros That's the one that made me think.

I've been telling myself it was a sign of maturity, or a recognition that other things in life are more important than professional or financial rewards. But Balk's probably right. It's just getting old and no longer giving a shit.

Posted on May 14, 2013 at 3:14 pm 1

On 43 Things That Will Make You Feel Old

Feeling good for an entire day when the clerk calls you "Miss".

Posted on May 14, 2013 at 3:06 pm 3

On How To Write About Tragedy And/Or Lindsay Lohan: Advice From Stephen Rodrick

Great interview! Went over to Amazon to buy the book and noticed the first blurb was from Judd Apatow. So, movie in the future?

Posted on May 14, 2013 at 1:52 pm 0

On The Unverified

I saw a check mark go up on someone's account recently and thought "What's HE getting verified for?" Which is kind of bitchy.
OK, a lot bitchy.

Sometimes the check mark is illuminating though (Murdoch is random! Kobe is human-ish! Trump is Worse Than Imagined!).

Posted on May 9, 2013 at 1:18 pm 1

On How To Desensitize Teen Boys

Teenaged boys: What the hell is wrong with them?

Posted on May 8, 2013 at 11:29 am 0

On Please Welcome Emma Carmichael, Editor of The Hairpin

Welcome, Emma! I am supportive of any and all increased coverage of Hockey throughout the Awl's vast media kingdom. Here are some story ideas to get you started. Feel free to use all of them!

The Wirecutter-Which ice-scheduling app is the most accurate? Why does mapquest always fuck up rink locations in Northern Minnesota? Which fake ice is the best for summer training in the basement?

The Hairpin-How to accessorize your NorthFace Jacket? How high is too high, when it comes to mom hair? Which professional players have the best flow? How to get rid of hockey bag stench.

The Billfold-How many jobs do you have to work to pay for your kid's hockey.

The Awl-Hockey Haiku Tuesday.

Splitsider-Listicle of Top 10 best lines from Slapshot (This is a trick one. They're all the best).

Posted on May 8, 2013 at 10:57 am 2

On Ask Polly: My Best Friend Is In Love With My Sister!

@mollytheviking What is the backstory?

Posted on May 1, 2013 at 4:01 pm 0