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On The Reason Penguins Get Wingsnarked

It's been this way ever since Jimmy Carter deregulated the airlines.

Posted on May 21, 2013 at 1:35 pm 0

On Why A News Portal Snapped Up A James Deen Furry Cosplay Gif Site

digital gentrification or genital digitization?

Posted on May 20, 2013 at 10:16 am 1

On What It's Like To Be Eaten By A Bear, Particularly If You Are A Camera

@sox Not nearly as awful as if it was being narrated by Werner Herzog.

Posted on May 18, 2013 at 7:44 pm 0

On It's Baby-Cloning Time!

Don't clone the good guys. More doofuses will improve my self-esteem.

Posted on May 16, 2013 at 11:24 am 0

On Let's All Act Like We're Angry Today!

It's not 60! It's 53.5 and adjusted for windchill it's 12 below zero.

Posted on May 13, 2013 at 2:44 pm 0

On People Who Died A Long Time Ago: Would They Dress Different Now?

Henry is looking terrific for the opening of The Tudor Library.

Posted on May 2, 2013 at 5:26 pm 0

On Remember When We Fixed Iraq?

"Battle of Iraq." Yeah, that really caught on. Dipshit.

Posted on May 1, 2013 at 1:58 pm 0

On Fact That People Actually Concentrate On Performance At Concert Remarked Upon

Is this before or after Albert Shanker got hold of a nuclear warhead?

Posted on April 29, 2013 at 2:37 pm 0

On What's On Your Resume?

I'm a big fan of The Match Game. Should I include that on my resume?

Posted on April 26, 2013 at 4:43 pm 1

On What Are The French Being Pretentious About Now?

USA! USA! Now where's my expresso?

Posted on April 24, 2013 at 1:53 pm 0