On Fictional Characters' Caffeine Consumption Estimated
@Drawn7979 Oh for crying out loud. Kids these days ... they know nothing of history.
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On Fictional Characters' Caffeine Consumption Estimated
@BadUncle Would you like to borrow my copy? I'll just grab it out of the freezer.
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On Parents Are Aliens From Space
I want a .wav file of Jackée saying "Maaaaaaaaaryyyyyyyyy" over and over and over and over again because it's the only appropriate response I can come up with to express how much I loved this.
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On South Brooklyn Has Lost Its Real Estate Mind
Oh my God that second photo! I LOVE THAT REC ROOM! The only way it could be better is if it had a conversation pit. Whoever buys that home must promise not to touch a hair on its perfect, ferny, panelled head. [cries]
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On Apartment Long
Fuck the closets, that bitch has TWO washer/dryers???????????????????????????
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On Asshole College Kids Apparently Now Way Worse Than Ever
@dado I made a similar joke, PRIVATELY, to a friend this morning and am so happy to know I'm not the only sick fuck who thought of it. (Then I called my mother in Charlestown, because priorities.)
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On Hard To Believe This Week Started With Paying Taxes And Only Got Progressively Worse?
God damn it. You finally agree to get rid of your cats and I can't even take any joy from it.
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On Just Give Reddit A Few More Decades, They'll Crack This Boston Thing Yet
You know what Boston needs more of? Racial profiling.
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On Don't Worry About Google Glass, Because People Are Basically Decent
You don't even need to go outside — spend ten minutes reading the comments at xoJane. Or just one minute. More than that actually might be harmful to your health.