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On The New SF Bay Waterfront: Now With Birds, Bikes, Parks, Humans

why is there so much west coast content on the awl today? it's unsettling. what's next, nevada city weather posts?

Posted on January 11, 2013 at 1:22 pm 0

On The New SF Bay Waterfront: Now With Birds, Bikes, Parks, Humans

do fresno next!

Posted on January 11, 2013 at 1:21 pm 0

On Advice Is Futile

"...and I should finish this sentence inside my own head."

i find myself flowing towards this seemingly inevitable silence. i don't know anything, and my clumsy attempts at communication- something i once thought myself good at- are pathetic. realizing now that the only reason i found myself so fascinating and my words so compelling is that i have a profoundly immense depth of trivial knowledge. and no one needs/wants to hear that. so i'm quiet. and my wife thinks i've suffered a stroke, or am harboring a horrible secret. so i can't really stay quiet because home life will become more awkward and i don't want to talk because i'm a moron. it's kind of funny.

Posted on January 4, 2013 at 1:02 pm 0

On Merry Christmas: Pope Rallies World's Infidels Against Gays

that santa scares the living piss out of me.

Posted on December 21, 2012 at 2:41 pm 0

On Friends Can't Let Friends Shoot People

@deepomega - the only legal guns...single action revolvers under cal .22 short.

Posted on December 21, 2012 at 2:38 pm 0

On The Year In Internet Outrage

@Tulletilsynet - my ignorance is so blissful.

Posted on December 21, 2012 at 1:15 pm 0

On One Way to Help

just staring at pictures of my daughters.

Posted on December 14, 2012 at 2:23 pm 1

On Please Meet Michael Macher, Our Associate Publisher

@Choire Sicha@facebook light of my life, fire of my loins, my sin, my soul..my pepsi. my protestations are a smokey gate to these chargings. i really do hope it goes well for everyone involved.

Posted on November 30, 2012 at 2:01 pm 0

On Please Meet Michael Macher, Our Associate Publisher

'native adverstising' and 'brands are partnering with publishers for integrated experiences'...this fellow seems so nice! and to be so nice while delivering things i feel are evil! good luck to you young man, also...not.

Posted on November 30, 2012 at 11:44 am 2

On A Guide to the Spooky Scary Secret Monsters of Every State

@melis- from the looks of it...slowly.

Posted on October 31, 2012 at 3:39 pm 2