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On Ask Polly: My Parents Don't Want Me To Marry This Short Man And I'm Freaking Out!

If the letter writer were "extremely intellectual and well-educated", then she should probably know what "ambivalent" means.

Posted on January 7, 2014 at 7:16 pm 1

On "Nothing's Shocking" Is 25

@SidAndFinancy - i plan on taking a skinhead bowling later on this afternoon. so, no, we haven't forgotten.

Posted on August 23, 2013 at 2:12 pm 0

On The Other Person Is You

@Flashman ha! i have to dig up my love and rockets.

Posted on July 12, 2013 at 1:33 pm 0

On The Other Person Is You

@jolie - NC is my beloved hometown. it is fantastic. and, at times, exceptionally weird, but always lovely.

Posted on July 12, 2013 at 1:31 pm 0

On Ask Polly: Give Me One Reason Why I Shouldn't Cheat On My Wife

@scrooge - he doesn't ignore it at all. "some of these women will have sex with me and we will enjoy it". boom. non-issue.

Posted on July 10, 2013 at 7:07 pm 1

On Ask Polly: Give Me One Reason Why I Shouldn't Cheat On My Wife

i feel like this advice has really failed in regards to LW#1. because an unrepentant dick looking for reasons to be more of an unrepentant dick cannot be helped. the only answer for such a flea is to divorce his wife immediately so that she may find an non-dick as soon as possible.

Posted on July 10, 2013 at 5:34 pm 0

On The New SF Bay Waterfront: Now With Birds, Bikes, Parks, Humans

why is there so much west coast content on the awl today? it's unsettling. what's next, nevada city weather posts?

Posted on January 11, 2013 at 1:22 pm 0

On The New SF Bay Waterfront: Now With Birds, Bikes, Parks, Humans

do fresno next!

Posted on January 11, 2013 at 1:21 pm 0

On Advice Is Futile

"...and I should finish this sentence inside my own head."

i find myself flowing towards this seemingly inevitable silence. i don't know anything, and my clumsy attempts at communication- something i once thought myself good at- are pathetic. realizing now that the only reason i found myself so fascinating and my words so compelling is that i have a profoundly immense depth of trivial knowledge. and no one needs/wants to hear that. so i'm quiet. and my wife thinks i've suffered a stroke, or am harboring a horrible secret. so i can't really stay quiet because home life will become more awkward and i don't want to talk because i'm a moron. it's kind of funny.

Posted on January 4, 2013 at 1:02 pm 0

On Merry Christmas: Pope Rallies World's Infidels Against Gays

that santa scares the living piss out of me.

Posted on December 21, 2012 at 2:41 pm 0