So I guess the working theory is... including yourself in a photo you take is automatically crasser? So just a straight up facebook-posted photo of the jumper would be way better?
Finally, men CAN have it all!
To be fair, hookers aren't exactly a group known for sleeping.
Still better than planking.
On Your Heart Will Fill With Joy Once You See How This Group Of Homes Resemble A Male Member When Viewed From The Air
I feel inspired!
Now's when the curtain gets pulled back and we finally reveal that Richard Cohen is actually a cabal of unemployed adjunct professors.
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Yeah but that bear will probably starve to death now.
The painting leans up against the chipped and stained concrete wall. A somber soldier ties a blindfold around its eyes and, lacking a visible mouth, sets a lit cigarette on the bottom edge of its frame. "Any last requests?" The painting says nothing. Six rifles crack in the dawn air. The soldiers release their collectively held breath as the artwork falls over in the the dirt. It's dragged away and hung in an unmarked gallery.
As if anyone ever wanted to read your tweets. We're all howling into the void, here.