At the risk of revealing that I Don't Know What's Happening—I wish Blodget actually wrote this. (I had to look at other Guest Op-Eds to be sure!)
@freetzy The Bengals having a decent, even exciting season was thrilling enough. A comment thread on the Awl devoted to Cincy?? Practically Christmas morning!
@Hamilton Holy shit.
DV's original essay is the the greatest thing on the internet and to think otherwise is insane.