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On Polly Asks: New York Magazine Wants Me to Write Ask Polly For Them. Should I Tell Them to Piss Off?

@Jen Gann that makes sense, thank you! when i see "swoll" i mentally pronounce it closer to the first syllable in "swallow," which i think might be why i prefer "swole," but that's helpful, tytyty

Posted on August 20, 2014 at 2:21 pm 0

On Polly Asks: New York Magazine Wants Me to Write Ask Polly For Them. Should I Tell Them to Piss Off?

is it really swoll? I always thought it was "swole"!

Posted on August 20, 2014 at 1:27 pm 2

On Everything You Have Needed to Know in 2014 (So Far)

I would pay good money to watch you two have this argument in a TV panel format.

Posted on July 22, 2014 at 2:52 pm 0

On How to Work for the Enemy and Feel Just Fine

@saythatscool i havent even met you

Posted on July 21, 2014 at 2:54 pm 1

On To Karl Ove Knausgård, Re: Your Tortured Feelings for the Gays

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I do have a test today, that wasn't bullshit. It's on European socialism.

Posted on July 11, 2014 at 2:22 pm 2

On Coffee Merely Good

someone please point me in the direction of the best slashfic featuring this guy and the guy from the cadillac commercial

Posted on April 16, 2014 at 5:02 pm 1

On How Should We Deal With The Worst Of The Internet?

how was that not a question you asked him

Posted on March 25, 2014 at 4:53 pm 0

On How Should We Deal With The Worst Of The Internet?

why the fuck is this guy using two teakettles at the same time

Posted on March 25, 2014 at 4:53 pm 1

On How Should We Deal With The Worst Of The Internet?

"To the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee."
"That is massively not cool."

Posted on March 25, 2014 at 4:46 pm 1

On Meet The Awl

you have missed an obvious opportunity to go with 'the trawl.com' lance

Posted on March 4, 2014 at 12:41 pm 2