On Massive Interstate Pile-Ups Are America's Worst New Hobby
New bumper sticker:
"My Other Car Is A Still-Smoldering Jacknifed Crush Of Metal Sadness That You'd Rather Pay To *Not* See"
1
On An Internet Tabloid In The Time Of Comets And Mass Suicide
WordPerfect. Haha.. I'd forgotten about it but now I remember. That is all.
Well except for the delectably detailed rundown of your internetwonky beginnings. Always a pleasure, Ken!
1
On I Was A Teenaged Anchorman
I began a crippling lifelong addiction to breaking news.
That photo capture of you on the old skool teevee screen makes me wistful for days back when "transistor radio" was usually playing in the background, rolodexes were still on paper cards, and no skating rink worth its salt was without a foosball table.
0
On Should You Be Allowed To Work From Home? (Answer: No)
I liked that Rome series. Pissed me off that it got cancelled.
0
On Burger King Twitter Outrage Caps 60 Years Of Awful Burger King Commercials
It *seemed* like they tasted more grilled? Til I learned about those char marks that are "inked" onto the patties. But my tastebuds remained convinced, what I was eating appropriated more hot-off-the-smokin'-grill flavor, even if that was because Flavor-Injected Enhancers.
2
On No Point In Having Sex
Next you're gonna tell us cakewalks *don't* add calories when we participate in THAT overrated activity!
/sheesh
0
On American Religion On Its Death Bed, Going To Hell Soon
more religiously unaffiliated than previous generations
Well we're also among the most *distracted* generation, as well. I kind of feel for the missionaries these days. Hard to preach the Word effectively if you can't hold the subject's attention longer than 10 seconds.
3
On Marco Rubio's Post-Modern Explanations For the Holy Bible
Prayer AND breakfasts in the White House will always thrive while there are turkeys hoping for yet evading Pardon by our President each year.
1
On Edgar Allan Poe, Bea Arthur, Jimi Hendrix and Other Weird Military Veterans
I was surprised to learn this weekend that our military is the largest employer of musicians anywhere. It was explained to me there is an assigned band for every regiment stationed throughout our bases, that is according to SayItWithWookies from wonkville. He drops these doses of trivia on me when he's not beating me at Scrabble.
0
On Killer Cops And Newspaper Wars On The California Coast
"BRING ME THE HEAD
OF JOHN THE BAPTIST!"
...or, barring that, just bring me more writing from Ken Layne. Please. Forwarding outpost requested alongside these other readers' petitions.
(And special thanks for that liveblog of... something that you live-blogged here with others that brought out some familiar wonkette faces. I'm thinking it was a Presidential debate or maybe Election Night itself.)