@Zachtastic : "In tonight's performance, the roles of commentators #292,150 - #292,160 will all be played by the same person."
@2828696965@twitter : Please tell me more about the threats from which one must defend one'sself ... er, one's treasured hobby.
@Mike Hatley@facebook : Hey, you had me at "authoritarian hugbox."
... which phrase, of course, I need not Google, because there is no way it could be used as a stylistic mark of any sort of reprehensible commentary. Most certainly not.
@Mike Hatley@facebook : Well, you've convinced me.
@Michael J. Martin : Oh, just a harmless riff, no offense intended.
@Michael J. Martin :
Last year, in the spirit of responsible eating and oneness with the planet, I adopted a resolution to only eat what I kill.
So now I subsist primarily on :
The hopes and dreams of others.
Any sense of romance.
Two birds, but only with one stone (tougher than it seems!)
And occasionally, some fish.
@KarenUhOh : I'll settle for three bucks if they just remove his photo.
@vespavirgin : YES. Krazy Kat is like Commedia del'arte gone Don Marquis. With funny animals. On the moon.
Also, I learned a new word : 'anacoluthon'. DAMN, UMBERTO, YOU ALWAYS TEACHING ME STUFF.
On Eat the Skin
Wait, hold up. This is literally the first I've heard of mango skin being inedible.
* Google search for 'mango skin inedible' *
Holy. Fucking. Fuck.
Seriously? I have never not eaten the skin of a mango. People think it, what, tastes bad or something? Does it upset your stomach? I need closure on this one, and stat, before I Google every other one of my seemingly-innocuous habits JUST IN CASE.
Oh, well done.