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On The Sad Parents of #Gamergate

@Zachtastic : "In tonight's performance, the roles of commentators #292,150 - #292,160 will all be played by the same person."

Posted on October 16, 2014 at 5:02 pm 7

On The Sad Parents of #Gamergate

@2828696965@twitter : Please tell me more about the threats from which one must defend one'sself ... er, one's treasured hobby.

Posted on October 16, 2014 at 4:15 pm 0

On The Sad Parents of #Gamergate

@Mike Hatley@facebook : Hey, you had me at "authoritarian hugbox."

... which phrase, of course, I need not Google, because there is no way it could be used as a stylistic mark of any sort of reprehensible commentary. Most certainly not.

Posted on October 16, 2014 at 4:08 pm 0

On The Sad Parents of #Gamergate

@Mike Hatley@facebook : Well, you've convinced me.

Posted on October 16, 2014 at 2:54 pm 3

On Why My Baby Doesn't Eat Animals

@Michael J. Martin : Oh, just a harmless riff, no offense intended.

Posted on October 16, 2014 at 10:24 am 0

On Why My Baby Doesn't Eat Animals

@Michael J. Martin :

Last year, in the spirit of responsible eating and oneness with the planet, I adopted a resolution to only eat what I kill.

So now I subsist primarily on :
The hopes and dreams of others.
Any sense of romance.
People's buzzes.
"The mood."
Two birds, but only with one stone (tougher than it seems!)
Time.
And occasionally, some fish.

Posted on October 15, 2014 at 12:36 pm 4

On The "Times" Opinion Curse

@KarenUhOh : I'll settle for three bucks if they just remove his photo.

Posted on October 1, 2014 at 12:13 pm 2

On The Birth of Adulthood in American Culture

@vespavirgin : YES. Krazy Kat is like Commedia del'arte gone Don Marquis. With funny animals. On the moon.

Also, I learned a new word : 'anacoluthon'. DAMN, UMBERTO, YOU ALWAYS TEACHING ME STUFF.

Posted on September 16, 2014 at 2:00 pm 0

On Eat the Skin

Wait, hold up. This is literally the first I've heard of mango skin being inedible.

* Google search for 'mango skin inedible' *

Holy. Fucking. Fuck.

Seriously? I have never not eaten the skin of a mango. People think it, what, tastes bad or something? Does it upset your stomach? I need closure on this one, and stat, before I Google every other one of my seemingly-innocuous habits JUST IN CASE.

Posted on September 12, 2014 at 3:58 pm 1

On A Brand Remembers 9/11

Oh, well done.

Posted on September 11, 2014 at 2:58 pm 0