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On The Ten-Year Anniversary of the Time My Wedding Announcement Was Not Accepted by the Paper of Record

I've decided that writing your own Vows entry was the dealbreaker. Congratulations, you were too entitled for the NYT Weddings page!

Posted on October 6, 2014 at 9:29 pm 0

On The Ten-Year Anniversary of the Time My Wedding Announcement Was Not Accepted by the Paper of Record

congratulations, but wow, after 10 years, I'd have hoped you could come up with some explanation for why your announcement wasn't accepted. Because frankly, I'm stumped.

Posted on October 3, 2014 at 4:01 pm 0

On A Photo Tour of Williamsburg's Latest Real Estate Travesty

this renovation is exactly what the church's "no sordid use" deed restriction was intended to prevent. http://www.brooklynpaper.com/stories/34/49/dtg_churchbellsaved_2011_12_09_bk.html

Posted on June 30, 2014 at 11:13 am 0

On Justice Served

Chuuuuuunnnnggg!

Posted on May 29, 2014 at 10:05 pm 0

On Gays Assassinate CEO

@pissy elliott straights can do whatever they want in their private lives; we just don't want them near our browsers.

Posted on April 4, 2014 at 10:16 am 3

On Why Won't Anybody Say That "Noah" Is Terrible?

on the bright side, God promised there would be no sequel.

Posted on March 28, 2014 at 9:53 am 7

On What's Behind This Totally Nonexistent Epidemic Of Banker Suicides?

@camelface Bernard Madoff's son killed himself in town, so this is still technically true

Posted on March 24, 2014 at 10:15 am 1

On How To Dress For Your Punk Rock Book Signing When You're Over 40

As if anyone under 40 is going to hold a punk rock book signing.

Posted on March 13, 2014 at 12:14 pm 0

On Meet The Awl

@cinetrix registering quickly for The Awl is the best thing that's happened to me since 2007, personal branding/social media persona-wise. [cries into hands]

Posted on March 4, 2014 at 9:15 pm 0

On Someday A Jury Will Read Your Stupid Emails And You Will Feel Shame

very gentlemanly of you to redact his email address, which is apparently still active.

Posted on February 19, 2014 at 12:59 pm 0