<3 you, Balk.
I'm sure this is great, but that first sentence is a doozy.
In internet years, The Awl is Mel Gibson in Forever Young.
Listicle Without Caloric Value
I didn't read this post.
And the Drudge link goes to... POLITICO! Thanks for playing, folks.
My mom has this as one of the five bookmarks on her web browser's toolbar. She visits it daily to browse -- not to consult, but browse!
This morning, I emailed her the Times story about punitive violations, such as a 7-point deduction for napkins shorter than the knives and forks. She shot back that exposed utensils could cause contamination. I believe she is writing a letter.
So, in other words, don't use this app. Call my mom.... Wait, no, I mean....
@LondonLee It's ovah an done wit, IT'S OVAH. IT'S OVAH.
[Debates with self over proper placement of Shaggy's "It Wasn't Me."]
I am so happy now.