On Take An Internet Break To Learn This One Thing About A Popular Web Browser That Turns 20 Today [PHOTO]
I'm pretty sure I avoided the web entirely until 1997, when the alt.punk crew invented SEO by making our newsgroup the top AltaVista hit for "Spice Girls".
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On Take An Internet Break To Learn This One Thing About A Popular Web Browser That Turns 20 Today [PHOTO]
@barnhouse MCCT29B.
Yes, that terminal "B" was short for "bmy mom pays for this account."
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On Big Gay Lie Doxxed
(Also, there are international public health people and domestic public health people. The international folks are dealing with chronic catastrophes that are simple in etiology and horrifying in scope. The domestic folks are dealing with complex, slow-burn behavioral pathologies that operate on such an diffuse, abstracted level that they completely forget how humans actually work.)
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On Big Gay Lie Doxxed
Public health will manipulate the fuck out of you to keep you from doing anything until such point as you live forever, tediously. It's called compassion.
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On Asshole College Kids Apparently Now Way Worse Than Ever
For variety's sake, I read the comments at Foreign Policy. Now I know where the people who sit at the DMV without a number go to virtually stare wide-eyed at each other.
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On Badgers Still Bitter About Having To Read "Do Not Go Gentle" In High School
@Multiphasic Dumbshit don't read headline.
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On Badgers Still Bitter About Having To Read "Do Not Go Gentle" In High School
Honeybadger don't go gentle into that good night.
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On Your 90s Flashback Weekend Awaits
Awesome. I'm totally going to go out to 924 Gilman and spend four hours smoking out front without ever actually seeing a band.
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On "Daily Show" Writer Jason Ross On Writing For Free and Breaking Into Comedy
@Ken Layne For most of us, the Nexus was were went to put stuff in our brains so we didn't have to think about UC Santa Barbara.
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On Eight Great Things You Can Eat This Spring That Are Definitely Not Ramps
@Gef the Talking Mongoose "How To Cook a Fucking Shad".