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On Japandroids, "The House That Heaven Built"

pfffffft.

Posted on August 14, 2012 at 10:43 am 0

On The 40-Year-Old Reversion

pffffft.

Posted on July 11, 2012 at 9:50 pm 0

On Yes, There Should Be Fire

Tebow is my favorite openly-gay quarterback. Boogala. Boogala. Boogala. Ha! Ha! Ha!

Posted on January 11, 2012 at 11:45 am 0

On Math Not Actually Hard, Girls Just Faking: Study

Math is for Asians.

Posted on December 13, 2011 at 10:49 am 1

On Why Is the Stock Market "Going Down"?

It just means that Blue Horseshoe no longer loves Anacott Steel.

Posted on August 5, 2011 at 12:21 am 1

On The Mysterious Case Of The Craigslist Writing Gig Scam

Aaron Warden was a young hitchhiker who was murdered over twenty years ago. Oh my god the calls were coming from inside your own house. No wait. The calls were outgoing, not incoming. Hmmm. Nevermind. Hey,what's your social security number, Rick?

Posted on August 5, 2011 at 12:09 am 0

On 15 Name Suggestions For Brooklyn's New NBA Team

Brooklyn Beards. Game over.

Posted on July 29, 2011 at 1:00 pm 1

On 15 Name Suggestions For Brooklyn's New NBA Team

Posted on July 29, 2011 at 12:54 pm 0

On Penguin Is the Hip-Hoppingest, Most Now Publisher Ever!

Jesus F. Christ, I can't stop cringing.

Posted on April 6, 2010 at 4:55 pm 0

On The Little Red Facebook

I'm okay with the beating as long as one of the 7th and 8th graders was the red-headed kid's stepfather.

Posted on November 23, 2009 at 2:04 pm 0