Help, I'm trapped in a cubicle.
I got this song stuck in my head this morning. I have not thought of it in, apparently, 14 months. I will continue to update as to when this song appears to me, because it is always when I need it most.
There is something interesting here about stage presence and being a manufactured pop star vs. just being humans who can sing really fucking well.
@Leon Intact cherry tomatoes are fucking impossible to spear with a plastic fork. That is what is wrong with them. Chop them bitches up.
Also you are completely wrong about (9) and I would offer to prove it to you but that would make the next meet-up weird. (Are there meetups anymore?)
@HeatherH You used the word fat in a negative way. Which, I suppose, might be acceptable if you're striving to sound like a 7 year old, but is pretty offensive behavior in an adult.
"your wife is less sick of seeing your fat face, begging for a tuggy"
A+ job using fat as an arbitrary insult for no apparent reason, excellent work, would read again ++++++++++++
Well, wait. What if you're staying up late but NOT eating? Asking for a friend ...
STC is involved! Day=made. Mind=blown.
So the next time I get in trouble for making the jerk-off hand motion in a work meeting, I can claim cultural discrimination?
@iceberg I want to get a rumor going that the hack is in response to Mallory's beyond-delightful PUA's guide to Sandwiches: http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2013/06/a-pickup-artists-guide-to-seducing-a-sandwich/277314/
Just scrape the burnt bits off, it'll be fine!