On Some Things I Will Miss About Brooklyn


Posted on August 14, 2014 at 11:17 am 0

On Alex G, "DSU"

i thought the whole point of smoking Reds was that you didn't have to TRY to be cool, it just happened.

Posted on June 17, 2014 at 5:30 pm 0

On Pinch Sulzberger, Fire Yourself Today

@dorkus LOL

Posted on May 16, 2014 at 12:25 pm 0

On The Artisanal Troll

this is some meta artisanal trolling shit, Chorie

Posted on May 15, 2014 at 9:16 am 3

On The Male Topknot Takes New York

can we touch them tho?

Posted on April 25, 2014 at 11:46 am 0

On Giving An 'F': Rewriting The History Of FSG

@bluecatplate like fawcett

Posted on April 11, 2014 at 2:27 pm 0

On Rat Big

major buried lede on how nice the rat's fur was

Posted on March 26, 2014 at 3:20 pm 1

On What's Behind This Totally Nonexistent Epidemic Of Banker Suicides?

no man has ever hung from the rafters of a second home

Posted on March 24, 2014 at 9:24 am 6

On A Story Written Entirely In Snow

I wrote the story of my life in snow and all I got was a bunch of shitty friends and a deviated septum.

Posted on February 13, 2014 at 11:30 am 1

On How Much More Would You Pay To Feed Your Crippling Amazon Prime Addiction?

"Would Matt Damon ever be found dead, with a two-day shipping envelope still hanging from his arm?"

Posted on February 4, 2014 at 12:32 pm 0