Chicago's even worse than that podunk shithole Austin Texas, which admittedly is getting better, but still shitty.
Of course that assumes that they don't already.
On America, In A Very Real Sense, Is Waiting All Day For A Sunday Night That Never Comes, Or, At Least, Comes Only For Those At The Top Of A Ladder They're Increasingly More Successful At Pulling Up Behind Them
Did I just get served?
"even though Luke is one of its least memorable characters" What are you, a goldfish?
On The Worst Places To Wait On Line In Order Of How Much Time They Allow You To Imagine The Sad, Everyday Lives Of The People In Front Of You Until You Eventually Confront The Depressing Reality Of Your Own Existence And The Crushing Burden Of Being For All Of Us—A Pain Which Only Ends With Death, But Never Soon Enough
Number one with a bullet.
6. It gives pedantic grammarians the chance to chide people about a word that isn't irregardless, which, you know, yay.
I mean, I didn't do all that great in school, but I do have sheep smarts.
I thought the difference between O.J. Simpson and Amanda Knox was that he actually committed the crime he was acquitted of?
@deepomega and slow zooms on still photographs, lots of slow zooms.