Are these jokers unfamiliar with the wine section at Trader Joe's? Because that is a fucking miracle.
I for one am quite proud of my acrobatic mouth. Though I still tend to mumble when faced with a kouign-amann.
On Meet The Awl
The Awl Finally Went Out of Beta - And What Happened Next Will Shock You.
@antarctica starts here: I belong to that denomination and I'm not even a taxi driver.
"Wanda, what happened?"
I'm the eldest of three. I had a slightly higher score on my SAT than my middle sis and - this is kinda crazy - the exact same total score on my SAT as my youngest sis. It was cool, we were all pretty much on par with one another.
My dad subsequently requested a copy of his much-higher-than-ours SAT score to prove that none of his children were nearly as smart as he. How I wish I were joking...
Though he does still pay for cable - I cut my cord two years ago and I've never been happier!
Anyone who didn't spend their 20s in an amnesia-inducing alcohol- and/or drug-fueled haze is really not a reliable source of information as far as I'm concerned.
"...proud that we are the ‘un-Facebook.’"
And I'll bet they all smoke clove cigarettes too.
Yeah, I could feel this coming in the air tonight.
"Here, there’s a mechanical bull. There’s an arcade. This is actually how people make deeper connections." Well, I guess this explains why I'm still single.