On The Hipster Retail Crisis

Martin Sheen was in front of me at the "Urban" in Georgetown years ago and every visit to any other location since has been more and more dispiriting. (He was buying sneakers btw.)

Posted on May 20, 2014 at 9:08 pm 0

On Change Comes From Within Website

Welcome to DeBlasio's New York.

Posted on May 5, 2014 at 8:00 pm 1

On Placenta Two Ways

It's no placenta Bolognese. Oh god, 2009.

Posted on April 30, 2014 at 3:26 pm 2

On The Awl Is Looking For A New Office


Posted on February 3, 2014 at 4:25 pm 1

On Chopped Salad Toppings, In Order

Kinda interested to see what Gutty has to say about this list.

Posted on December 3, 2013 at 5:39 pm 1

On Canada's War On Doorknobs

For a city where people inexplicably lose their feet, this is helpful.

Posted on November 20, 2013 at 3:54 pm 0

On Genius Declared

How much is $625K in whatever money they use in Florida?

Posted on September 25, 2013 at 11:47 am 0

On I Am An Object Of Internet Ridicule, Ask Me Anything

Just don't ever 'tweet' (ugh) about a crappy day at your job at a grilled cheese truck.

Posted on September 19, 2013 at 1:44 am 2

On Watch Out For People From Jersey

Now what should I get Christie for his birthday today?

Posted on September 6, 2013 at 5:51 pm 0

On Is Man Too Fat For New Jersey Voters?

So he's not gay?

Posted on September 3, 2013 at 3:23 pm 1