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On Public Enemy, "Hoover Music"

Turn it up!!!

Posted on November 21, 2013 at 8:42 am 0

On Please Welcome "The Awl's Weekend Companion," for iPad and iPhone

Posted on November 28, 2012 at 6:07 pm 0

On How To Stop American People From Becoming British

Posted on October 11, 2012 at 11:20 am 0

On Women Prefer Girlymen To Strapping Masculine Specimens, Says Crappy Scientific Study

The poor dumb, deluded broads.

Posted on October 10, 2012 at 8:22 pm 0

On I Have Thoughts About Commenting Systems!


Posted on May 3, 2012 at 7:19 pm 2

On Lady We All Kind Of Forgot About Decides Not To Do Job She Didn't Have A Chance At

Nah, I still think you should do the King of Heavens thing. The kids over at the shitty NYMag site can continue to serve humanity (and those on the Upper East Side) by "delivering" your material for you. "Sure, why not" I bet they'll say!

Posted on October 6, 2011 at 10:17 am 0

On Blog Gives Itself Blog-to-Book-of-Bloggings Deal

Santa's bringing me a Classical-branded chip clip. I'm going to wear it as a barrette!

Posted on October 4, 2011 at 11:01 am 2

On Please Welcome The Wirecutter

I would like to see five angry Balk heads awarded to superior products, i.e. all those from Apple.

Posted on October 3, 2011 at 12:31 pm 1

On Don't Leave Dan Plesac Hanging!

Chick logging on to affirm we dig the long textual ripostes! Less so the ones having to do with sports, maybe, but still!

Posted on September 29, 2011 at 2:54 pm 0

On Black Hole Sucks Hard, Swallows Whole Thing

It's good to be home.

Posted on August 26, 2011 at 9:14 pm 0