On A Natural History Of The Penis: A Visit To Iceland's Infamous Penis Museum
That lamp next to the elephant dick is a scrotum, right? Jesus. It looks like something from IKEA.
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On The Great, Forgotten Sci-Fi Novel About The End Of The World
@stuffisthings Worldcat lists 358 copies worldwide, any help? Everyone should have a friend with ILL privileges.
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On The Tale of Laurel Touby, Bold Millionairess, So Far
@jolie What about the hide part of fur, though? Can you just shampoo that just the same, or would it smell? I guess that's why you need to be rich enough to hire someone to blow-dry your swing.
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On Have You Worried About The Size Of Your Penis Yet Today?
@melis A different orgasm for every type of penis eggplant.
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On 'Atlas Shrugged': Who Is John Galt's Chiropractor?
@nonvolleyball They didn't actually do anything, though, did they? I remember seeing them table at the RSO fair and then never heard of them again, nor did I know anyone who joined them. (Which is shocking, given the population of selfish blowhards I knew.)
edit: wait, I remember this happening, and it was hilarious.
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On Being James Bond Also Makes You Get Really Old, Very Quickly!
No alternative explanation for the rest of them, but isn't Craig's haggardness a result of his 0.5% body fat? Dude was never exactly baby-cheeked, even ten years ago. (But the hat that makes him look like Eminem's dad isn't helping.)
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On How To Make Perfect Risotto
I need a good saute pan because I too want to have sex and for some reason my Staub dutch oven isn't cutting it. What should I buy?
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On Six British Candies: Which Tastes Best?
@bocadelperro Infinitely better, because they are smaller and cuter. It's also much easier to eat a chocolate bar than not eat a whole orange. I thought that the chocolate seemed a little softer, though, because it didn't have to split apart into distinct pieces.
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On Six British Candies: Which Tastes Best?
The last time I was in Ireland, I loaded my suitcase with four entire cases of chocolate orange bars. They were gone within three weeks.
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On The Most Expensive T-Shirt in New York City Costs $91,500.00
Genuinely surprised that they use a shitty TJ Maxx price tag on that thing. Don't they at least have an intern to hand-emboss each label? That can't add more than, what, $150 per unit, and come on, it's an intern.