Genuinely surprised that they use a shitty TJ Maxx price tag on that thing. Don't they at least have an intern to hand-emboss each label? That can't add more than, what, $150 per unit, and come on, it's an intern.
That lamp next to the elephant dick is a scrotum, right? Jesus. It looks like something from IKEA.
@stuffisthings Worldcat lists 358 copies worldwide, any help? Everyone should have a friend with ILL privileges.
@jolie What about the hide part of fur, though? Can you just shampoo that just the same, or would it smell? I guess that's why you need to be rich enough to hire someone to blow-dry your swing.
@melis A different orgasm for every type of
@nonvolleyball They didn't actually do anything, though, did they? I remember seeing them table at the RSO fair and then never heard of them again, nor did I know anyone who joined them. (Which is shocking, given the population of selfish blowhards I knew.)
edit: wait, I remember this happening, and it was hilarious.
No alternative explanation for the rest of them, but isn't Craig's haggardness a result of his 0.5% body fat? Dude was never exactly baby-cheeked, even ten years ago. (But the hat that makes him look like Eminem's dad isn't helping.)
I need a good saute pan because I too want to have sex and for some reason my Staub dutch oven isn't cutting it. What should I buy?
@bocadelperro Infinitely better, because they are smaller and cuter. It's also much easier to eat a chocolate bar than not eat a whole orange. I thought that the chocolate seemed a little softer, though, because it didn't have to split apart into distinct pieces.
The last time I was in Ireland, I loaded my suitcase with four entire cases of chocolate orange bars. They were gone within three weeks.