That's Dan Savage's brother who wrote that Crain's piece, in case anyone cares.
What about shy people who sneeze loudly out of their assholes?
I laughed at almost every one of the these.
I never before realized there was a hand on Dave's shoulder in his picture. How oddly touching!
I heard if you marinate chicken breasts in Italian dressing it makes your aureolas get bigger.
@cgrnyc Evanston just has a really nice theater, that's all.
@smartastic Duh, taxes are for poor people. Or weren't you at CPAC?
Nobody else understands how tough it is to find a shirt that fits than the guy whose body is just a series a points.
@stuffisthings Wait jizz a second.