On The Looming Threat of "Generation Z"

Every single person under 25 is "Blended (Race&Gender)"? God, no one tell the republicans. Or maybe DO tell them and they'll give up?

Posted on June 23, 2014 at 11:36 am 0

On Welcome to San Williamsisco

@holdup!holdmyphone! i know, it's almost like, it's so great to be here that people will pay huge amounts of money for it! suckers!

Posted on June 16, 2014 at 12:03 pm 0

On Let's Choose Our Next Metric Very, Very Carefully

Measurement is the enemy of creativity. Rise up, my content brothers and sisters! The first person to adapt stuxnet for google analytics gets a sack of gold and a fat roast goose.

Posted on June 2, 2014 at 5:24 pm 0

On The Plot to Kill the Last Remaining Bodegas

I pledge this day to work tirelessly to save the bodega cats, dusty Bud 40s, and esoteric snack items that make New York City a place worth living.

Posted on May 6, 2014 at 3:40 pm 5

On Times High

Going to the offices of High Times with a band I was working was a very unique experience.

Posted on April 1, 2014 at 9:47 am 0

On Ask Polly: My Boyfriend Thinks I'm Ugly

@davidwatts I am just glad everyone in this thread has a romantic situation that requires no work or compromise.

Posted on March 19, 2014 at 5:30 pm 1

On Ask Polly: My Boyfriend Thinks I'm Ugly

Is it possible to love someone to whom you are not especially physically attracted? And what is a tactful way to deal with that? Maybe saying, on occasion, "oh, I like that girls hair. That would look good on you!" Or, "hey, let's try working out together!" Obviously this guy did not do EXACTLY this, but some boneheaded 20-year-old-man version of it. And I don't think it makes him an idiot or a monster.

Posted on March 19, 2014 at 3:33 pm 0

On Oh Man, 'True Detective,' Right?

Well, more than the music, I'd say the directing, acting, and cinematography made it great. Was very 'atmospheric,' which I guess I can see putting down to the music (though I'd disagree).

After last night's ep, I thought, did the show even have ONE plot twist? Maybe not!

Posted on March 10, 2014 at 9:48 am 0

On Fifth Seal Opened

He played dirty and I never stood a chance.

Posted on March 5, 2014 at 9:46 am 1