On A Cow Dies In Brooklyn

My kids loved that cow. They will be heartbroken. But my God, she must have been ancient - my oldest is 18 and she visited Aggie in kindergarten...and Aggie had been there for years already.

Posted on September 8, 2011 at 10:50 am 0

On The Weekend You Take Up Knitting or Go to the Beach

And WHAT, pray tell, is wrong with taking up knitting?????

Posted on July 8, 2011 at 9:05 pm 0

On When Web Giants Steal

Perhaps it is part of their content strategy: http://www.businessinsider.com/the-aol-way#-1

Posted on February 2, 2011 at 5:14 pm 0

On Parenting: The Abbreviated Guide

ESPECIALLY if they're your own. Because you remember how much they sucked for you, and you don't want them to go through that. And yet they do.

Posted on November 11, 2010 at 6:41 pm 0

On Fewer Jobs? Just Means the Government's Getting Smaller Again

That tunnel that doesn't go anywhere except to Macy's Cellar?

Posted on October 8, 2010 at 11:13 am 0

On Gawker Media Now Bigger Than All Newspapers Online -- Except One

Too much HuffPo will make you stupid.

True fact.

Posted on September 7, 2010 at 11:21 pm 0

On Baby Quits Smoking

Now I understand why Caetano Veloso's (very sinister) version of "Let's Face the Music and Dance" has been in my head all summer. Thank you.

Posted on September 3, 2010 at 9:56 am 0

On The Elderly Are Repetitive Due To Cognitive Flaws And Delusions Of Mastery

Where's Cho? Why isn't he smacking A Certain Someone about the head?

Posted on August 31, 2010 at 4:41 pm 0

On A History of Bob Stein, Full-Time Thinker

Bob is an amazing guy - I love talking with him and then I can never remember what those brilliant ideas were...it's like when you wake up from a really awesome dream and start trying to write down all those genius notions and you can't...quite...grasp them anymore.

But during the conversation itself, you're pushed to Maximum Think, and it's intense.

Posted on August 31, 2010 at 1:53 pm 0

On The War Against Birds: We're Killing Them All!

Of course - we don't know where they've been or what they've been eating. Though we can guess. *skeeve*

Posted on July 23, 2010 at 5:38 pm 0